A new, non-invasive method for reducing fat is in use. The desired area of reduction is "frozen." The fat cells are slightly damaged. The procedure takes about an hour. You will be swollen for a couple of weeks. It can then take up to about 6 weeks for your body to eliminate the damaged fat cells leaving you thinner and more toned. The cost is around $500 per treatment. So first, the doctors get $500 per treatment for about 6 weeks or so before the patient realizes if the treatments are working or if they are getting ripped off at $500 a pop.
Second, whenever a story like this comes out in print or on television, they almost always include the obligatory fat people pictures or videos showing only their asses and/or torsos. They either cut off their faces from the shot or obscure them. The photo above was the photo that accompanied the story about this "fat freezing" procedure. Now don't you think this woman and any close friends and family will look at that picture with no face and say "hey, that's Bertha! I'd know that ass anywhere. She always wears that white shirt and them giant gray pants." I just hope I don't ever open a story about how bad fast food can be for you and see a picture of my ass cause I am pretty sure I'd recognize myself even if you blurred my face.
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